Ann Coulter: Political Butcher

Posted 1 year, 4 months ago at 4:34 pm. 0 comments

God bless America - I mean, where else could a guy dress up as a hooker and still make a decent career as a right-wing pundit?  I’m talking of course about the gas-filled apocalypse of good-taste that is Ann Coulter, still I would imagine gurgling with excitement after calling John Edwards a “faggot”

Poor Ann, everyone has jumped on the “club the homophobic, inappropriate bitch to death with her own Adam’s apple” bandwagon and missed her point entirely: is it possible that Americans are about to vote an offal-based meatball into office?

Coulter has obviously spent some time in the UK (possibly in the company of Bernard Manning), and thus understands that a faggot is:

“traditionally made from pig heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon minced together, with herbs added for flavouring and sometimes breadcrumbs. The mixture is shaped in the hand into balls, wrapped round with “caul” (a membrane from the pig’s abdomen), and baked” Thanks Wikipedia!

To be fair, if I was about to be governed by a chunk of pelvis-clad abattoir floor-scrapings then I’d want to know.  I’m not sure what the possible implications on foreign policy might be, but I can’t see American-Islam relations being done much good by having a Commander in Chief made from pork by-product.

Ladies, gentlemen, (and that curious middle ground occupied by Ann) we should be thanking Coulter not lambasting her.  Yes, the odorous sack of effluence is an embarrassment to taste, sanity and human-kind, but at least she knows her meat.

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